The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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