Dual....:-)
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
its liver damage thursday
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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