Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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