I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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