: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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