ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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