Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
