Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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