If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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