Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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