I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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