dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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