YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
