i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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