He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She bit a glass in half.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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