Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
His hands were made for my vagina.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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