somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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