Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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