I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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