How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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