make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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