i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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