While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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