He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
