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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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