So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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