Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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