Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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