I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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