Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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