I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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