My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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