I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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