Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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