The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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