Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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