So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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