Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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