the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
