How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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