my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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