so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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