so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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