why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize