I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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