I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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