you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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