so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
