If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Dick very happy bro
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