I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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