Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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