All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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