friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
