For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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