He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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