omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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