dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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