I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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