you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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